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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 07:53
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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Everyone loved it.
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
There's a Giant Problem With SpaceX's Starlink Satellites - futurism.com
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones